We woulda made Gore Verbinski think twice.

E and I saw that shitfest known as the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie last night. SPOILER ALERT! It's really long! END SPOILERS.

I gotta hand it to them for surprising me by having the restraint to not include any action sequences in the first seventeen hours. What would have been cooler is if they cut out all of the bullshit before the ending and then went back in time and put the ending of this movie on the real movie that was supposed to have this movie's ending... the second Pirates movie. Then I wouldn't have had to see this movie at all.

Jeremy and I were making the true pirate epic and everybody knows it. This was back when we were known by no one as Lactose Conglomerate. It was to be an hour long "audio play" delivered on compact disc, but seen below are the FULL fruits of that creative effort. Cover art and the single page of script.