So I guess Doritos finally decided that there was really no use in actually naming a new flavor of their tortilla chips as all Doritos taste like salty/sugary/MSG/CCC* bullshit anyway. (*Cheesy Cardboard Chemicals)
I ate one of their Blazin' Buffalo Ranch chips some time ago and I thought it tasted exactly like every other Dorito but with a burning sensation on my lips that made absolutely no sense without any actual addition of any hot sauce taste.
Now, they've introduced the white bagged Doritos X-13D. X-13D is up to us to name, folks! No hints here! You figure out what these 13 chemicals taste like when combined in the Doritos lab.
I was going to buy a bag and do a whole naming session with all of my Doritos Demographic friends, but then I read here on the internet that the chips taste like cheeseburgers.
Holy shit, how do you ask people to blindly buy and enjoy synthetic cheeseburger flavored chips? You know, Airheads had that white wrapper, mystery Airhead and it was all chewy, taffyish fun. But that mystery Airhead sure as shit didn't taste like cheeseburgers.
I don't really have anything to add to what the internet is already saying other than that it's very sad that people are so addicted to junk food that they'll buy a new product knowing only that it's junk food. X-13D! It's even trying to sound like it's the chemicals it is!
If Coca-Cola ever pulls this shit, stay far, far away. It could be cheeseburger soda.
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