I want to write a story...

I want to write a story to track seven on the new Damnwells CD.

I want to write a story at all.

Lately, I've been writing letters to the big food companies under a fake name. Not for any reason, just that I like mail and I like formal responses to stupid questions. Not email, real mail. I'll post some of these if I do ever get responses.

It's fun, you really should try it. Like having big conglomerate pen pals.

I am going to send McDonald's a letter that says...

Dear McDonald's,

How much does a Big Mac cost?

Sincerely,
XXXXX

Will they answer mail like this? That's what I'm wondering. It did cost 39 cents to send out and all. Of course it will cost them the same to answer back.

The letter I've already sent to Frito-Lay is far more elaborate, but I'll elaborate on that upon a response.

I do want to write some stories soon.