I never open the mail in my spam folder, but I should! It's hilarious what they'll write to trick you into opening an email selling fake Rolex watches. Real spam to follow...
The side of her head took on a ripply, hydrocephalic bulge.When he was dead she put him on the stairs and hoped it would work.
When it struck them their faces went white and the lines on the machines monitoring their precarious lives went flat.
The result was an awful bolt of pain, and he groaned.
That part of his head had quietly gone out to get a pastrami on rye, or something.
The Smokey reached the driveway. "Jesus," he whispered.
Martians, he thought. Men Taxes DIRT.
Update: I figured out that these are all lines from Stephen King's book Misery. Even the pastrami on rye line! Apparently these Rolex spam emails are electronically plucking random lines from Misery. But what are the chances they'd pluck the weirdest lines like that?
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