It's come to my attention that my stat counter is placed only on the main index template of this blog and that nearly all of the traffic I get from search engines is taking people to an individual post's archive page--where I did not put a counter. Basically, this means that I get a ton of hits that I never even knew I was getting--that is, until I found my web hosting's built in stat pages, that have been keeping track of the 500 Google and Yahoo and other search engine clicks that I apparently get each month.
So it's time again for me to share some of my favorite web-searches my blog's stat page says that people searched to eventually find their way here.
Keep in mind that these are the exact phrases that other people type into Google, only to find and click on my blog. Keep in mind that I am not making these up and am totally for real right now.
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Stephen Hawking full of shit
George Stella skeletor
mystery magical special marc summers
I ate mango skin
how to shave a goatee
suddam hussein
installing a garbage disposer in spanish
i farted in his face
when cotton swabs are pushed too far
Christian books on the anatomy of little girls
eating horse shit
i am christian and listen to james blunt
lizard poop image
stuff seen on tv pillows with stuntman
cheating on a girlfriend when you are a christian.com
can a racquetball suck your eye out?
roseanne morph opening titles
adam smells like
i love the vivid nicotine patch dream
george stella sucks
american poet died from oven carbon monoxide poisoning
a pictureman doing a shit
elise the robot
chili poisonous to reptiles
hormel beef in a jar
i am wasting trees
christina aguilera dressed in a monkey suit
rat poo in envelope glue
i'm bursting to pee
christian smells
christian stella moon faced
suddam hussein is captured?
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches van helsing
horses eating plastic bags
rodney dangerfield peanut butter and jelly
naked photos of jim caviezel
whoppertunities
jake gyllenhall taco
eggplant colored coffeemaker
yummy recipes for my dog minus the cavities
giada de laurentiis bitch
how to dissolve a scab
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