Two things I think I can safely say that nobody else has...

1. A legless baseball girl hanging on their tree...

You see, apparently the legs broke off somewhere in Wal-Mart and yet... that is exactly why I wanted it for our tree.

2. A printed copy of Nine Lives for the Fat Kid Frame of Mind

Much like the legless, broken, baseball girl ornament... only I would actually want a hard copy of this. Only I would pay Lulu's base price and shipping for a twenty-two page stapled booklet, but it sure is real pretty outside of the digital world. It's set so that only I can purchase it, so this is probably the only copy that will ever exist.