Word in the underground is that CocaCola's new VAULT soda is the un-VUALTing of the SURGE formula of the late 90's that sent soda machines right out of public schools.
The early reviews say, "Not so fast." That it's SURGE without that SURGEY aftertaste we twenty-boomers grew up on.
But Ebay auctions are already capitalizing on the test market cans of VAULT. Offering them alongside long expired cans of SURGE and suggesting that you drink the VAULT while looking at the can of SURGE for nostalgic purposes.
For more information--www.savesurge.org
Or you can go ahead and order the Special Limited Edition of Save Surge: The Movie on DVD for three dollars, shipping included. (Ships mid-April)
I don't know why I find all of this so funny.
I had no sleep last night.
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