Imagined call to a delivery restaurant.

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ME: I'd like to place an order for delivery.
DR: Okay. Is it an apartment or house?
ME: Apartment.
DR: What's the name of the complex?
ME: Well, it used to have a name and these pretty signs that made you feel like you were living somewhere that it was worth to be living, but now you just have to look for the big "CONDOS FOR SALE" banners that they covered them over with.
DR: Your can't even see the name of the complex from the road anymore?
ME: Nope. Both signs are all covered up.

Condos For Sale!

There are also balloons lining the street, but you can't see them in the photograph.

Not sure why this pisses me off... just feels like we're living in a Macy's After Thanksgiving Sale or something. And also because they've told everyone that's renting these things that they were selling to private investors who mostly lived overseas and would want us to stay renting... yet the balloons lining a very busy tourist street say otherwise. They're looking for people who want a second home near Disney World, I'm sure.

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