Connecticulture: Adam, we need you to come over right now and drink some turkey soda.
Connecticulture: And brussel sprouts. Brussel Sprout Soda.
Saturn Explodes: allright but i gotta change my clothes
Connecticulture: heh!
Connecticulture: Seriously, this shit is gross, but interesting
Saturn Explodes: haha
Saturn Explodes: did you seriously want me to come over and drink it
Connecticulture: YES
Saturn Explodes: hahaha
Connecticulture: There's stuffing
Connecticulture: and pumpkin pie
Saturn Explodes: you have FOOD?
Saturn Explodes: WHOAAAA
Saturn Explodes: I'M THERE!
Connecticulture: NO... just soda
Saturn Explodes: fuck
Saturn Explodes: I'M STILL THERE
Saturn Explodes: just without enthusiasm
Connecticulture: Cranberries
Saturn Explodes: allright but give me some time because i need to change and powder my nose or something haha
Connecticulture: But that's all. Turkey, cranberries, stuffing, brussel sprout and pumpkin pie soda.
Connecticulture: Sugar-free.
Connecticulture: No carbs and no calories and all the taste.
Connecticulture: I just burped up Thanksgiving.
Saturn Explodes: oh, sounds delightful
Saturn Explodes: allright i'm signing off and i'll be there
Saturn Explodes: ALLRIGHT?
Connecticulture: Yes, I am totally serious too. I'm doing a taste test for my blog.
Saturn Explodes: oh okay cool
Saturn Explodes: i'll probably be there in 45 minutes or so
Connecticulture: The brussel sprout soda tastes like sweet, buttery ass.
Saturn Explodes: OOOOH
Saturn Explodes: sounds DIVINE
Saturn Explodes: okay goodbye see you soon
I have dependable friends.
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