A huge freaking band of Hurricane Wilma is coming onshore right now... right as I'm supposed to be leaving for the John Vanderslice and The National show in Downtown Orlando.
The sky looks like hell, but it's not raining... so I should go, right? Of course. Then I look at the ticket and see that the show doesn't go on until 10pm. Stupid fucking Social and how they schedule two shows in one night, back to back.
With three bands and the long setlists I've seen for other JV shows, this concert will be at least four hours--ending at two in the morning at the earliest. By then it's supposed to be thirty mile an hour winds and a heavy downpour that doesn't stop until sometime tomorrow evening. Awesome!
Anybody want to risk their lives for the John Vanderslice show tonight? My number is 407-FUCK-GLOBAL-WARMING. It's one of Orlando's new 20 digit dialing numbers, because of the overpopulation.
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