Stupid blog things that I wouldn't ordinarily do, but did!

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According to The Death Psychic, this is how I will die-

While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.

This site, will put your name into an advertising slogan. My slogan-


Can't do it in real life? Do it on Christian!

But Elise's name is funnier-

Recommended by Dr. Elise.
Because Elise is complicated enough.
We don't make Elise. We make Elise Better.
Puts the Elise in Britain.
The Elise That Eats Like A Meal.
Elise Tested, Mother Approved

That last one is so very true. Elise and her KIX, it's insane.

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