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October 01, 2005
How did we ever live without?
Burger King's new MEAT'NORMOUS Omelet Sandwich. Two long egg patties, two sausage patties, two slices American cheese, three slices of bacon and two pieces of ham. More fat than a Whopper and when coupled with hash browns, it's half of your reccomended daily calorie intake!
The Oral-B Triumph. The commercial claims that it is the world's first toothbrush with an on-board computer. I won't contest that. The on-board computer can do whiz-bang things like... count up to two minutes, the dentist reccomended brush time. Wow! And for only a hundred and fifty dollars? For God's sake, buy yourself a Crest SpinBrush and a really nice stopwatch.
I don't know what's scarier... that Gillette is introducing a new FIVE blade razor known as the Gillette Fusion, or that the powered version, unlike Gillette's previous M3power, has a microchip inside to regulate something or something. First the toothbrush, now this? Also, it has a SIXTH blade on the back for shaping facial hair. This sixth blade is a necessity, seeing as five blades is so damn big that you can't do anything precise with it.
Posted by Christian at October 1, 2005 10:12 PM
Comments
I'm waiting for the electric fork with imbeded microprocessor!
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Give me a break. I've been grocery shopping. Forever.
Wait until I start talking about Super Target's beef.
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