Burger King's new MEAT'NORMOUS Omelet Sandwich. Two long egg patties, two sausage patties, two slices American cheese, three slices of bacon and two pieces of ham. More fat than a Whopper and when coupled with hash browns, it's half of your reccomended daily calorie intake!
The Oral-B Triumph. The commercial claims that it is the world's first toothbrush with an on-board computer. I won't contest that. The on-board computer can do whiz-bang things like... count up to two minutes, the dentist reccomended brush time. Wow! And for only a hundred and fifty dollars? For God's sake, buy yourself a Crest SpinBrush and a really nice stopwatch.
I don't know what's scarier... that Gillette is introducing a new FIVE blade razor known as the Gillette Fusion, or that the powered version, unlike Gillette's previous M3power, has a microchip inside to regulate something or something. First the toothbrush, now this? Also, it has a SIXTH blade on the back for shaping facial hair. This sixth blade is a necessity, seeing as five blades is so damn big that you can't do anything precise with it.
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