Holy crap... scariest ad I ever clicked on...

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Receive 3 FREE iTunes music downloads when you sign up to be contacted by the Army National Guard!

Before you submit the form you have to click yes to...

Yes, I understand that the Army National Guard will send me information about great new Army National Guard benefits! I also understand that I will be contacted by a recruiter, and that's OK with me!

And on the sidebar, the benefits of joining...

It's called serving your community part-time while getting these great benefits.

-Money For College
-Career Training
-Leadership Skills
-Plus FREE Music

Due to the "part-time" training, Army National Guard troops also have a 35 percent higher mortality rate once they're shipped off to Iraq. (According to the Pentagon)

But wait! 3 free music downloads! I mean, they're giving a $10,000 enlistment bonus, plus $20,000 in student loans, plus a program where they'll put $25,000 down on buying your first home... and a $2.97 iTunes credit is going to clinch it for anyone?

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