Fox News keeps saying that New Orleans will be submerged in a vast cesspool of toxic waste; the city's iconic graveyards, "giving up their dead."

Here I thought the supervolcano at Yellowstone was the natural disaster that would blindside us in my lifetime.

But seriously, can we get all of America's scientists to Yellowstone today, just as they should have been to New Orleans many, many years ago.

As long as we're all horrified, it's important to know that this volcano at Yellowstone erupts with the power of 1,000 "regular" volcanoes. It erupts about every 600,000 years, but is now overdue, having not erupted in 640,000. The last eruption of a supervolcano on this planet was 74,000 years ago in Sumatra. Coincidentally, humans almost went extinct between 70 and 80 thousand years ago, the world's population dwindling to only 5,000. This would most likely be the result of the poisonous fallout of such an eruption.

Fossilized Rhinos that choked to death were found under a layer of ash dating back to the last Yellowstone eruption. They were 1,000 miles away.

Back to Katrina, they're saying that there could be as many as a million refugees... something that will surely, hopefully make us ask, Where is our money, where are our TROOPS more necessary?