Let's play a game... it's

Robert Cake scoring notes for Anthony when matching the score to the scenes in the movie...
-And She Was Holding A Candle - on the cut to Jeremy eating the cake.
-Got to Get a New Job - when Jeremy says, "You lost your job?"
-I Don't Think This Merits a Stay in My Vacationing Boat Yacht - when ET says, "Robert?" this is right before Jeremy says, "Robert! Of course!"
-Chris Cries Tomatoes - on the cut to Chris crying.
-Pissing on the Memories - at the beginning of pissing scene… fit it nice and good for me.
-Car Choir - 8:26b (Anthony, I don't remember what this is anymore… but it's in the same chunk as the clamato scenes… and it's named Car… so it must have to do with a car)
-Golden Girls Ashes Transition - at 3:39 b
-Guttural Love - Starts as Ryan is walking out of the apartment. It should kick in right when it cuts to Jeremy trying to push his guts in.

So what else is in my My Documents folder?

The streetlights come on as we're kissing and things between us are momentarily cosmic.

Unfinished Ribcage Theatre

{ cooking classes }

Her teacher says it again. "Béchamel."

Emily says it again. "What?"

Her teacher, he gets such a kick.

***

He wakes up with an entire box of Froot Loops spread over him, his bed. He's overslept.

Last time she couldn't wake him, it was her footprint in grape jelly, stepped upon his bare chest.

Before that, a blueberry pancake draped over his face.

This is what she does when her efforts to wake him up for breakfast fall flat.

***

We'd reverted back to elementary school. Ten thousand feet up, four hours until landing, three rows of seats apart and we're passing notes.

Her first note: The people next to me are playing travel Monopoly. I hate them.

What the hell is this?

When you unscrew a pair of scissors and remove the screw that holds them together, you can hold just the top or bottom half and you are holding a scissor.

Notes for Orbiting Ethan Oort (a script written by Jeremy and myself) that thankfully never panned out and in some sad cases did...

Simon Spinks spontaneously combusts.

Pirate Ben gets show for discovering the Crystal Skull. Pirate Benjamin's Mysterious Treasures… On, The Exploration Station.

Winnie burns her shirt. To second generation Jupiter girl she says, "Don't let your brother have sex with you."

"I can go outside and pick a flower and tell you if it's going to rain. I don't even have to pick the flower."

"I don't need this to tell me who I am anymore." Winnie pulls her shirt off… boobs all exposed and shit. Damn. Jeremy gives her a t-shirt that says, "I helped build the Hoover Dam." "Did you really?" "No… my dad's shirt." "Oh, did your dad?" "No. He bought it."

Gary Perry and Pirate Ben, hanging with Mr. Cooper.

Define Ethan and Venus with more jazz. Snappier dialogue. Raise the importance level of their relationship. Find the cuteness that all those Romantic Comedy writing fucks find.

What is this? Part two.

She says, "The universe isn't shaped… it's just kind of big."

***

Well, I had fun, how about you? I learned nothing.