I just had this really

I just had this really great moment where I was outside, doing something that's bad for me and I'm hearing something around the side of the house and I'm scared shitless. I'm ready for the knife wielding whoever to show himself. I've got my hand on the front door even because it's getting closer and motherfucker I just got a delinquent game return notice from the stupid mail order video game rental service as I'm typing this and if they charge my fucking credit card for not returning the game on time after I gave it SIX days in the mail I will kill them because I do not have a balance on my card and I'll be charged thirty dollars for going over my limit and screw up my good record with CapitalONE.

Wow... that email just ruined my moment right there as I was typing this blog post. Wow. I hate GameFly with such a passion. With poison daggers even! They received one of the two games on time too! I sent them both out on the same day. Oh my God, I have to chew those bastards out. Thanks for the ten day free trial jerkoffs. Only took six of the days to get the games and six to send them back. What would I have done without your freaking seven day grace period? Have the games for a negative of two days before I had to pay up?

It was a deer. It was a deer that came out from the side of the house. This beautiful deer that walked across the street and started eating grass and gave me the warm fuzzies. To go from clutching the door handle to standing in awe of a beautiful animal! It was this really great moment.

Now if you'll excuse me... it's time to chew.