I will get into Bright

I will get into Bright Eyes, I swear... I will probably post my entire email to HOB once it's sent to them, once I'm back in Connecticut... and I will probably have to get into my day today as well. (I sat behind the wheel of a thirty foot long gator float--sat in an office Ron Howard used during the filming of Apollo 13--saw the original, now framed, letter of the studio purchase of The Blair Witch Project-- AND touched an awesome fifteen year old dog from the mountains!) I will get into all of this when I'm not so tired... BUT...

--real quick--

At dinner tonight, a waiter ran up to our table... ecstatic. "You guys want to see something funny?!" he said pointing across the restaurant. "You see that waiter down there? I tied a cracker to a string and attached it to the back of his pants."

And then this other waiter walks out from behind his station, completely oblivious--a long, maybe ten foot string dragging the floor behind him... a perfect and square Saltine cracker attached to its end. This cracker skittering around as he walked.

I laughed for three minutes. The creativity and execution were perfect. It was so perfect. So I am telling you now that a cracker on a string may have been the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. No exaggerations. This is how hard I laughed.

I know. I know. You had to be there. And I wish you were. I wish you all were.

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