Do I really have to

Some people go to church on Sunday mornings. We'll be in front of the television. The show repeats all over the place at more decent times, but new episodes are at noon on Sundays.

Much like I thought, there was this great big build up... months and months of build up... all leading to the premiere of the show. The wait so long and terrible that when the show finally airs you expect the phone will ring itself broken and instant fame will come to not just my father, but the entire family.

It's been two hours since the show aired... the phone rang a few times. A few relatives. The show's message board on foodnetwork.com is going crazy...

Otherwise, it is a normal day. Quiet. Completely, totally normal and I think I'm going to go back to sleep for an hour or two.