Walking into the library, passed

Walking into the library, passed a newspaper box and saw this...

No one bothered to tell us the story was running today. Just walking down the street and "Oh look... I'm on the newspaper today!"

Also, no one bothers to check facts with us before running a story. There are like ten factual errors. The year we went on the diet. The weight I've lost. The date the series starts. So on, so on, so on.

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