Walking into Borders today and someone screams at me from a car. It was the girl that works the cafe. She saw me on the newspaper. I predicted that would happen. I knew someone would look at the newspaper and see me in the tie that I'm always wearing around town and recognize me.
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In other news, Alias is so shocking and full of twists every single week that it has made me immune to shocking twists.
What is actually being said: "Next week on Alias, Sydney discovers that Vaughn has been working as a double agent for the CIA and an interdimensional race of levitating beasts, hell bent on eating her soul."
What I hear: "Next week on Alias, Sydney enjoys a muffin and sorts her old magazines."
Maybe neither of those is what's actually being said... but you get the point.
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