Seventy-five degrees out today. The

The north needs to get that stick out of their ass and build central air into houses. It was hot, hot, hot in this house today. Opened the windows and there's no breeze, just more heat. If this is spring, then summer will be worse and so, can't we have at least one season that I enjoy up here? Autumn is the one, I guess. Autumn is raking season though.

Speaking of raking. My mother raked up a snake yesterday. So quit your complaining Jeremy. A snake! A reptile! In the north! She says it was yellow and black with a red tongue and so, with my vast knowledge of snakes, I'm going to have to guess that that is the rare and extremely dangerous Rattling Anacobra.