Effing stupid. Fucking stupid. Coke,

Coke, Pepsi and Dr. Pepper all have "mid-calorie" versions coming out this year. CocaCola C2, Pepsi Edge and whatever stupid thing Dr. Pepper decides to call theirs will all feature lower sugar, calorie and carbohydrate counts than their regular counterparts.

Even lower still would be the DIET fucking versions that already exist and have no sugar, calories or carbohydrates. Stupid, stupid, stupid shit. Who the fuck tasted Diet Dr. Pepper and decided that it didn't cut it, and that they needed a middle ground? You know what? If someone really wants a fucking middle ground, they can buy diet AND regular and mix it in their own fucking glass!

And what the fuck is up with Pepsi ONE? It still exists! We're going to have Diet Pepsi, Pepsi ONE and Pepsi Edge and that's just fucking stupid. It's all stupid.

Also stupid is Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey was walking his dog in London and somebody asked to use his cell phone. The guy then ran off with the phone and Kevin Spacey gave chase. Kevin Spacey then tripped over his own dog and cut his head open on the ground. He then told the police that he was assualted and robbed of his phone, and that that was why he was bleeding. After a visit to the hospital he fessed up and admitted that he was just embarassed that he was conned out of his phone and also that he tripped over his own dog, so he made up the whole assault thing.

So let's all laugh at Kevin Spacey! Dumb Kevin Spacey, falling for a dumb con and then falling over his own dog like a dumbass. Dummy! Gosh... Kevin Spacey is such a dope! Gee golly.

All right, I'm done now.