Before I conk off, let it be said that a full-on rewrite of Orbiting Ethan Oort is apparently underway. Not sure if anyone knows about this. Anyway, it's time for several characters to meet the ax, time for a completely new main plot-line, time for Ethan and Venus to stop blowing shit. Not a single scene of theirs will survive... not one.
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The TV Guide photographer finally finished after six hours. It was a joke... it must have been a joke. Six hours to take a photo of a plate of pancakes for TV Guide! Six hours! It's funny though... now I really want to see that photo! Really see what a six hour photo of low carb pancakes looks like.
Finally this is here... if you care. Just a draft-ish teaser chapter from the diet book.
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