It's bad enough that Roly Poly: Rolled Sandwiches closes at 5pm, making it nearly impossible for someone like myself, who hasn't even started in on his 500 words of the day at 6:30 am to get to while open, but then today... today we're there.
We're there and it's 3:50 in the afternoon. It's 3:50 in the afternoon and the guy is putting all the chairs up, rolling the rugs instead of goddam sandwiches for us to eat. Closing up shop a full hour and ten minutes early!
I hate people that break their own rules. Fucking liars.
Fucking ate spicy mustard covered subs at some other sandwich place where the mustard is stupid and fucking spicy and the sandwiches aren't rolled whatsoever, just rolled in spicy fucking mustard.
At the library, we discover the video dungeon. I refer to it as a dungeon because of it's basement location and I refer to it as a discovery because of it's vast selection. We're talking Blockbuster New Release Wall shit here. We're talking all movies, regardless of content. They had the Mr. Show movie for Christ's sake. In the library. Libraries are free, by the way. And they allow six videos out at a time. A new release at Blockbuster is $5 up here. And also, a new release at our Blockbuster is completely rented out, as long as it's one of any you are specifically looking for.
We checked out a documentary on Kurt Cobain that was awful and full of absurd interviews to the point that I am now convinced it was actually a neglected Christopher Guest mockumentary.
The librarian who checked it out put my gigantic stack of books in a bag for me and said that Kurt Cobain had some really deep lyrics. She was old enough to be my mother but she was really cool.
And I made cookies again. I need it to be said on here... I made cookies again.
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