So I lost five pounds

So I lost five pounds over my sickness weekend. This morning I weighed 138.

Got out of bed and dizzily made my way through ShopRite for cans of soup and frozen low calorie macaroni and cheese dinner.

Note: Lean Gourmet frozen dinners are 88 cents at Super WalMarts... but at ShopRite they'll run you $2.19.

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