I like to attribute how

I like to attribute how well off we are to our kitchen appliance purchases.

I said, "I know we'll be doing good money-wise when we've bought that super expensive red coffeemaker that grinds the beans and everything."

Then we bought it.

There was the new vaccum.

We bought the new vaccum.

Then still, there were the red mixer and the red food processor to match the red coffeemaker. Much like the coffeemaker, they are really, really expensive.

They were gifts from my father's agent, but still. Now we've collected them all. Now we must be rich people.

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