My father has to be

My father has to be at some promotional thing at the Food Network Sunday... they're sending a car all the way here to get him. I was going to go, but then they said that I can't.

Bastards.

Twelve of Food Network's chefs will be there! It would have been cool. Oh well, I'll just do what I do every day... read.

Also... we're going to the hair stylist THIS Friday now, because of that. That's good... because my hair is OutTa KonTrol!

And most finally, Johnsonville... the sausage company... they want my father as a spokesman. His agent will be in talks with them now, I suppose.

Please don't believe that I wrote "OutTa KonTrol!" in any seriousness.

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