To make this quick...

To make this quick...

Mohegan Sun was terribly boring. Their website claimed so much fun for the whole family... it's really just a casino. Sure, there were a few stores they called a "mall." But they were all boring, overpriced and closing when we got there. Yes, there was an arcade. But the arcade was about ten years out of date, like most arcades are nowadays... and also it was nothing but wholesome shit games.

So I found myself wandering around, taking weird photos and occasionally sitting on a bench to read.

I purchased my usual coffee from the included Starbucks. It seems that Starbucks on Indian reservations like to charge $4.79 for what is usually $3 at all other Starbucks... the $3 is all ready overpriced. I felt raped. I handed a man a five dollar bill, he handed me back two dimes and a cup of coffee. He might as well have stuck those dimes up his own ass, that way we were both violated.

I then found a no name coffee shop an hour later and ordered the exact same thing. It was $1.50 and they give you this crystal wand looking thing to stir the coffee! Now this was more like it! Cheap! And a free crystal wand to place spells on Starbucks and their bullshit prices!

After the wandering grew thin I found my father and asked him to bet $25 on black at the roulette table for me. It came up black.

So I am still up $18 extra dollars, even after the coffees.