Tis all right though... Been watching what I eat for The View... and ain't no cereal fucking with the metabolism that I have created.
For someone that spends ninety percent of his days lounging around... goes outside maybe once every few days... I've miraculously kept myself up. Still weigh less than 145...
It's my super-cycle workout system. Copywritten by ME. It involves alternating muscle excercises with jumping jacks and ab-ball torture without stopping for more than a minute in between. This way you really freak out your body! Freak it into building muscle and burning fat that is! I'll write a book... you'll buy it. Then you'll know how it all goes.
Chapter 7: Eat two bowls of cereal and a bowl of oatmeal for dinner. Feel the fiber roar! Upchuck.
Anthony and Kelly will be here in a few hours. Tomorrow morning it's off to the city for Food Network food prep and View rehearsal. Then I'm going to see Big Fish. The View put us up in a hotel tomorrow night, and have a limo taking us to the studio Tuesday morning.
Don't forget to watch Tuesday morning, 11 am... ABC. The other guests are Donald Sutherland and Liz Phair.
Goodnight.
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