My nice new Gap beanie...

My nice new Gap beanie... I'm pretty sure it fell out of the car somewhere.

Let's all take the time to realize how truly sad that is.

Also, Merry Christmas everyone.

Visiting relatives tomorrow.

I know what my father got for Christmas... contractual disputes!

You know what that means I get for Christmas? Nothing until it's resolved!

Warm holiday wishes from the Food Network to me. Wait no... those aren't holiday wishes... that's the Food Network pissing in my mouth!

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